Bigfoot genome paper “conclusively proves” that Sasquatch is real

 It's not often you come across a scientific paper which notes that the information it covers is like something "seen on the television series Monster Quest." And you rarely read a paper which concludes, "The data conclusively proves that the Sasquatch exist as an extant hominin and are a direct maternal descendant of modern humans." But today, we have such a paper—and there's nothing usual about it, including the journal where it appears.
Bigfoot genome paper “conclusively proves” that Sasquatch is real | Ars Technica